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超级搞笑的中国式英语

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发表于 2009-6-25 10:58:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1. 爱TMD谁谁谁:love he mother’s who who who

    2. 白痴:White eat!

    3. 板门弄斧:play an ax before Luban

    4. 班长:class long

    5. 彼此彼此:you me you me

    6. 表妹:watch sister

    7. 别唬我:don’t tiger me

    8. 不管三七二十一:no care three seven two ten one

    9. 不入虎穴,焉得虎子:Blue who say,and whose

    10. 不三不四: no three no four

    11. 不要开黄腔:do not open yellow gun

    12. 车祸现场描述 :one car come, one car go ,two car peng-peng, people die

    13. 呈现强烈的企图心:Demonstrate the strong attempt heart

    14. 吃白食:eat white food

    15. 春江水暖鸭先知:spring river water warm duck first know

    16. 大人不计小人过:Big people do not think of small people’s mistake

    17. 第一眼看到你,我就爱上你了:first eye see you, i shit love you

    18. 电源线:power line

    19. 放马过来,给你点颜色看看:release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see

    20. 蜂拥而至:go out like bee

    21. 给你点颜色看看:I’ll show you some color

    22. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸:I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

    23. 恭喜发财:go high fuck try

    24. 狗娘养的:dog mother born

    25. 关公面前耍大刀:play a big knife before Guangong

    26. 好多人死了,你怎么不去死!:How many pople go to die, why do not you go to die

    27. 好好学习、天天向上:good good study, day day up

    28. 好久不见:long time no see (这个用法已经被当地的美国口语,尤其是被文化程度不高的群体所接受)

    29. 红颜知己:red face know me

    30. 加油:add oil

    31. 救人一命,胜造七级浮屠: save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower

    32. 开水:open water

    33. 看不看:see no see?

    34. 抗日游行:resist sun swim go

    35. 课间操:lesson between fuck

    36. 老表:old watch

    37. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 :dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole

    38. 马马虎虎:horse horse tiger tiger

    39. 没脸见人:have no face see person

    40. 美中不足:American Chinese not enough

    41. 面试:face try

    42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁:tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!

    43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!

    44. 你爱我吗:you love I?

    45. 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你:you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you

    46. 你给我等着:you give me wait

    47. 你给我滚出去:you gave me get out

    48. 你给我记住:you give me remember

    49. 你给我站住:you give me stop

    50. 你没看,我现在非常忙,一边玩去:You no see, I now very busy. One side play go

    51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里:your wife is beautiful/where where

    52. 你去不去?你不去我去!:You go no go? You no go I go!

    53. 你认为你是谁?:What do you think ,who are you ?

    54. 你TMD:you he mother’s

    55. 你问我,我去问谁:you ask me, me ask who

    56. 你丫要敢唬我,我他妈扇你!:IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!

    57. 你有两下子:you have two down son

    58. 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上:you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

    59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son

    60. 骑驴看唱本,走着瞧:riding a donkey reading play , go and see
发表于 2009-6-25 12:03:23 | 显示全部楼层
有点意思
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发表于 2009-6-25 12:46:48 | 显示全部楼层
看第一个时差点被笑死
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发表于 2009-6-26 20:24:54 | 显示全部楼层
其实看这个时候还觉得英语不错。。。但一想起英语考试我就疯了
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